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Post by r2kpogi on 21/5/2010, 6:45 pm

Wowowie Question & Answer..

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These are questions and actual answers of contest participants!



1. Q: "Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?"
A: "Utong!"


2. Q: "Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?"
A: "Umiilaw!"


3. Q: "Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao?
A: "Humanitarian?"


4. Q: "Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga..."
A: "Ninja?"


5. Q: "Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?"
A: "Sunog!"


6. Q: "Magbigay ng sikat na Willie."
A: "Willie da pooh!"


7. Q: "Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?"
A: "Hindunesia?"


8. Q: "Anong hayop si King Kong?"
A: "Pagong!"


9. Q: "Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain."
A: "Tae!"


10. Q: "Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?"
A: "Canadia!"


11. Q: "Kumpletuhin - Little Red..."
A: "Ribbon!"


12 Q: "Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?"
A: "Buhok?"


13. Q: "Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin."
A: "Tinga!"


14. Q: "Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?"
A: "Pag balita?"


15. Q: "Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?"
A: "Baby oil?"


16. Q: "Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?"
A: "Sweetserland?"


17. Q: "Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?"
A: "Godzilla?"


18. Q: "Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?"
A: "Itlog ng tao!"


19. Q: "Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?"
A: "Sadista?"


20. Q: "Blank is the best policy...."
A: "Ice tea?"


22. Q: "Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?"
A: "Sa likod!"


23. Q: "Fill in the blanks - Beauty is in the eye of the ____."
A: "Tiger?"


24. Q: "Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?"
A: "Saging!"


25. Q: "Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?"
A: "Baliw!"


26. Q: "Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?"
A: "Kamag-anak!"


27. Q: "Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?"
A: "Sa motel?"


28. Q: "Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?"
A: "Cold water!"


29. Q: "Sinong cartoon character ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?"
A: "Si scooby dooby doo?"


30. Q: "Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka."
A: "Operadang bakla?"


31. Q: "Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?"
A: "Madami!"


32. Q: "Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?"
A: "Abnormal!"

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Re: Pampagising!

Post by yunero01 on 21/5/2010, 7:04 pm

amps.. galing tol XD

ROFLMAO

bangis dude thanks for the share XD gising n gising aq 0_0

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Post by r2kpogi on 21/5/2010, 8:32 pm

totoong sagot lahat yan ng mga contestant sa wowowee hehe

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Post by marivin28 on 24/5/2010, 12:54 pm

27. Q: "Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?" <~ bagay sa mga manyak hahaha.... !

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Re: Pampagising!

Post by delub-yow on 24/5/2010, 1:02 pm

1,2,5,12,22,23,29 hahaha.. kalokohan! bwahahaha






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Re: Pampagising!

Post by lhorence1209a on 25/5/2010, 9:02 pm

ayos master maw...hehehe... eto karadagang pampagising... aaa aaa

english naman. 'FUNNY LINES"


“Rape is Not a Crime”
Its just a “Surprise Sex”


Medical Science Says:
“Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation”
But the Truth is..
“Tighter The Woman’s Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN’s Blood” ;->


A depressed boy asked an old man:
Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?
He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.


Virginity is
Neither a Dignity,
Nor a Security,
Nor Even a Sign of Purity,
Its just a…..
Lack of 0pportunity…”


Woman in bed with husband’s best friend.
phone rings,
Woman: Yes?.. Ok,.. fine,..bye.
Turns to her Lover and laughs;
My husband saying he is playing golf with you.


A criminal enter into bed room,
tied up husband & wife,
kissed wife’s ear & went to bathroom.
Husband told wife, “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong I LOVE U”
Wife said “He didnt kiss me,
He whispered in my ear that he’s GAY ,
needs vaseline & I told him its in the bathroom.
So b strong, I LOVE [....]


A 5 year old boy,
while taking bath
and examining his testicles
Asks: ‘Mum, are these my brains?’
‘Not yet’, she replied.

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Post by r2kpogi on 26/5/2010, 6:40 pm

Dear God, so far this year you’ve taken my favorite singer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze my favorite actress Farah Fawcett. Just 2 let you know… My favorite politician is Ate Gloria po

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Post by r2kpogi on 26/5/2010, 8:02 pm

(sermon):
Mga kapatid,
kasalanan natin
ang nagsecelfon
habang me misa.
We must not
disturb others
in prayer.
(nagring cp ni Fr.)
Teka, me message si Lord

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Re: Pampagising!

Post by r2kpogi on 26/5/2010, 8:05 pm

Boy: PAKAGAT NG DEDE MO!
Girl: AYOKO!
Boy: Bigyan kita ng P5,000!
Girl: Sige, pero bilisan mo ha.
Boy: (Piniga, hinimas, dinilaan, sinipsip...)
Girl: Ba't di mo kinagat?
Boy: Ala akong pera eh!

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Post by r2kpogi on 26/5/2010, 8:07 pm

Kid: “Yaya look, boats!”
Yaya: “Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.”
Kid: “Yaya, spell yachts?”
Yaya: “Yor rayt, dey are boats.”


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Post by r2kpogi on 26/5/2010, 8:08 pm

Mom: “Yaya, magluto ka na pag-alis ko ha!”
Yaya: “Ano po lulutuin ko?”
Mom: “It’s up to you.”
(During dinner) Mom: “Yaya, bakit ketsup at tuyo ang ulam?”
Yaya: “Diba nung tinanong ko kayo kung anong lulutuin ko,
sabi niyo, ‘kitsup tuyo’!”


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Post by lhorence1209a on 2/6/2010, 9:47 pm

Sulat ng isang anak, sa Daddy niya na OFW:
Dear Dad,
Thanks sa padala mo. Happy si Nene kasi tobleron baon nya sa skul. Yung nike
suot na ni Junior. Next time, huwag ka na magpadala ng NIVEA MILK, di nila
type kasi mapait daw... ako tuloy ang umubos. aaa

Three Feelings:
What is the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when your wife is pregnant,
Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant. aaa

aaa aaa aaa

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Post by xflipx on 4/6/2010, 10:35 am

laughtrip ung pakagat sa boobs eh :D

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Post by kaningbaboy on 10/6/2010, 8:16 pm

APIR!!!! ANLUPET NG MGA BANAT!!

^_^\m/

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Post by lhorence1209a on 26/6/2010, 4:54 pm

1. Three vampires having dinner. MAYAMAN: Fresh blood pls. MIDDLE CLASS: Dinuguan nga. MAHIRAP: Tubig na lang, may napulot kc akong napkin. Magtsatsaa na lang ako. aaa

2. DOC1: I'm feeling guilty. I had sex with my patient. DOC2: Relax! It really happens in our profession. DOC1: Gago! Anong relax ka jan? Veterinarian kaya ako! boxing

3. BITOY: dagul, bakit ang pandak mo? DAGUL: kasi bata pa lang ako ulila na ko. BITOY: Ano kaugnayan nun sa pgiging pandak mo? DAGUL: sira pala ulo mo! Wala nga nagpalaki skin! boxing

4. LOLO: paki abot naman yang posporo. LOLA: anjan naman yung shellane eh! LOLO: so, ipanlilinis ko yung shellane sa tenga ko? boxing

5. ANAK: tay, di ako mk2log, dming lamok! TATAY: ptayin ntin un ilaw pra d nla tau mkita. [pgptay sa ilaw, pmsok ang mga alitaptap] ANAK: hala! tay ngdala cla ng flashlyt!
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