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Post by jaybee321 on 4/11/2009, 4:56 pm

kakainip na masyado la na masyado ol sa forum....

e2 basahin nyu......

l>>>>>>>>l ENJOYIN NYU PO! l >>>>>>>>>>l
l>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>l

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Bulag at Pilay sa may beach...

bulag: tara bubuhatin kita sa likod ko tapos sabihin mo mga nakikita mo.
pilay: may babaeng nakabikini naglalakad...
bulag: wow seksi!!!
pilay: pano mo nalaman!?!
bulag: tigas **** mo eh.

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pedro na late sa klase..

titser:pedro late kna naman!!!
pedro:late po kasi ang relo ko eh..
titser: problema ba yun? edi i advance mo!!
pedro: yes mam!!
titser: o san ka pupunta?
pedro: mam uwian na!!!

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guro:sino si jose rizal?
juan: dko po kilala.
guro:ikaw pepe?
pepe:dko rin po kilala..
guro: DI NYO KILALA SI JOSE RIZAL!?!
pedro:mam, baka po nasa kabilang section sya..

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isang eroplano ang babagsak...
captain:mayday mayday!!emergency landing mayday mayday!!!

biglang may umextrang ngongo...
ngongo: mayday??cnong may mayday?? hapi mayday!!

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boy1: pare tikman mo itong cake, gawa ng nanay ko yan.
boy2: pare ikaw na lang titikman ko, gawa ka rin naman gn nanay mo eh.

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rush hour in a bus.3 girls had to sit on 3 boy's lap.

girl1:r u comp engineer?
boy1: yes, why?
girl1:your hardware is accessing my software.

girl2:r u mechanical engineer?
boy2:yes,why?
girl2: your piston is trying to slide into my cylinder.

girl3:r u a civil engineer?
boy3:yes, why?
girl3:your tower is so high, it reached my heaven

xenxa medyo may pagka... alam nyu na..

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Girl's Prayer

Dasal ng mga babae:

Sa edad na 20-"Lord, I want the best man"
Sa edad na 25-"Lord, I want the good man"
Sa edad na 35-"Lord, I want any man"
Sa edad na 40-"Lord, please naman...."Girl's Prayer



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Pinoy Poetry....about love

Love is an intention,
that goes with affection,
with the intent of injection,
done in the midsection,
in a preferred position,
during private session


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Q: Ano ang pagkakaiba ng talong sa kalabasa?

A: Ang kalabasa pampalinaw ng mata, ang talong pampatirik ng mata!!

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AYOKO NA

Ayoko nang magpakasal sa iyo,
Dahil pag kasal na tayo, dapat kong gamitin ang sa iyo.
Hindi ko kaya,masyadong mahaba, mahihirapan ako.
Ngawit at ngalay na ang kamay ko,
hindi pa tapos ang ipagagawa mo.
Mantakin mo...
Garchitorina de Misericordia y Aguardecimiento,
sobrang haba ng apelyido mo!

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tatay at anak:

anak:tatay my manok inuubos ung palay
tatay:bugawin mo!!!!
anak:shu manok alis!!!!!!ayaw parin umalis ng manok tatay.
tatay:takutin mo kasi!!!
anak:shu manok mumu ako...awoooo..awoooo.mumu..^^

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mag kaibigan na putol ang kamay at bulag nag cara cruz sila:

bulag:ako na mag iitsa ng barya sabihin mo na lng kung sino panalo
putol:sige^_^
bulag:ano?ako ba panalo
putol:ibon pre ako panalo
bulag:di na daya mo ata ako
putol:kitang kita kya ako panalo
bulag:{galit}:agawan na lng^_^
putol:{di sya makaagaw ng barya kasi putol mga kamay.

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sa kagustuhang ng isang probinsyano na imbitahan yung isang amerikano sa kanyang b-day party sa kanilang probinsya, bagaman di sya gaanong marunong mag inglis, ito sabi nya: come and eat my house!!i killed two chiken, one boy one girl, eventhough the road to our house is very powder, hope you come....ngeekkkk

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~~~ ANAK : Nay, pakaksalan daw po ako ni Jeff?.....INA : Yun naman pala, pero bakitmalungkot ka?..... ANAK : Kasi po wala po siyang religion, di siya naniniwala saDiyos, at di naniniwalang may langit at purgatoryo.....INA : Sige, pakasalan mo nasiya....sa ating dalawa niya malalaman na may langit at purgatoryo!~~~



isang gabi, sa sementeryo... ~~~ GUARD: Diyos ko! kala ko kaluluwa ka! Ano ba kasi pinupukpok mo dyan sa lapida, ah? ~~~NAGPUPUKPOK: Ang tatanga nila! Wrong spelling ang pangalan ko! Inaayos ko lang, sir!


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Isang araw may isang bata nag-ngangalang gareth, si gareth ay sumali sa isang radio contest para maging VJ.. Kaso may kalaban cia.. Tapos, sabi ng may ari ngstation natalo si Gareth.. Pag uwi ni Gareth.. Tuwang-tuwa ung nanay ni Gareth.Sabi ng inay "Gareth! ang galing-galing mo talaga!".. Sabi naman ni Gareth "Diah, kita mo namang talo aq" sabi ng nanay "Eh bakit sabi sa radio "Championcigarette!"


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one day s mental... BALIW:dok,nalu2ngkot ako...DOCTOR:bkit nman???BALIW:wla poh kz akong ibang makausap???DOCTOR:ahhh...gnun b?!BALIW:kya nga poh gumawa ako ng sulat!DOCTOR:pra knino nman yang sulat mo?BALIW:s sarili ko poh...DOCTOR:ano nman nkalagay s sulat???BALIW:dko p poh nata2nggap bka next week ko p poh mareceived...

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2 bingi

Bati ng unang bingi: Mamamalengke ka?

Sagot ng ikalawang bingi: Hindi, mamamalengke ako.

Sabi ng unang bingi: Ahhh...akala ko mamamalengke ka.

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Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Pinoy: NOT ME!

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Gina: Halata na ang tiyan mo, bakit hindi pa kayo magpakasal ng boyfriend mo?
Katrina: Ayaw ng pamilya niya, eh!
Gina: Sino ang may ayaw, ang tatay o nanay niya?
Katrina: Iyung misis niya!

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May isang malib0g n manok sa isang "farm"

sabi ng kambing:linthek n manok n yan npka libog"manyak!

sabi ng kabayo:uunga pati ang kwawa kong pwet binayo nya kgabi

sabi ng pabo:bwiset n manok n yan sna mangisay n yan!

SABAY SABAY CLA humiling n mangisay ang manok:


....at isang umaga.......

nkita nina pabo , kambing at ni kabayo c manok n nangingisay

sabi nila:c manok o nangingisay

sabi ni kambing:hahahaha!! buti nga sau manok mangisay k dyan!


SAGOT NI MANOK: MGA UL0L PAGKA TAPOS KO D2 SA LANGGAM

YARI KAU SAKIN ;; BWAHAHAHA!



cnu makatapos ni2 within 5mins...

may...



1... ^_^.joyniunlngpo....

more power 2 babyran...

srap tlga mag spam.... la mgawa kasi eh

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Re: 1`2`sawa na kayu magbasa past time lang d2 sa forum`

Post by nien on 4/11/2009, 7:47 pm

nice dude...^^V

binsa q talaga^^V

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Post by DeMix on 4/11/2009, 9:35 pm

hahah aaa

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Re: 1`2`sawa na kayu magbasa past time lang d2 sa forum`

Post by slake_01 on 5/11/2009, 8:27 am

aq din..

aaa aaa aaa

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Re: 1`2`sawa na kayu magbasa past time lang d2 sa forum`

Post by jaybee321 on 5/11/2009, 12:31 pm

pwede pa bng mag post ng kahit anu?? la kasi magawa.. active naman ako d2 sa forum?

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Post by hahalow on 6/11/2009, 6:22 pm

haha ang cool

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Re: 1`2`sawa na kayu magbasa past time lang d2 sa forum`

Post by FS-MissEmzee on 10/11/2009, 6:15 pm

ang dami amp. hahha
(binasa ko nmn lahat)
whahaha~

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Post by patrick18 on 11/11/2009, 2:54 pm

hahaha..

ukiiaaa!! ^_^V

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Post by FS-MissEmzee on 14/11/2009, 4:06 pm

nbsa mu lahat SUPLADUNG PAT?! XDDD

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Post by FS-MissMae on 14/11/2009, 9:09 pm

AHAHA kkpAgud mAg bAsa Aa.. :D

prO nkktawA nmAn infAirnEz :))

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Post by FS-MissEmzee on 15/11/2009, 8:37 am

ung iba green >.<
whahah~
my double meanings. ~_~

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Post by FS-MissMae on 15/11/2009, 10:00 am

uu ngA cOuz!
AHAHA >:)

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Post by FS-MissEmzee on 15/11/2009, 2:09 pm

wahaha. mrami nmn green minded jan ee :PPPP

tamaan wak nlhan mgreact. mhahalata pa kayu. ^_^V

aaa aaa aaa

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Post by FS-MissMae on 17/11/2009, 9:44 pm

wew! :))

gAndang gAbi nLng..

dAan lng ^_^

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Post by FS-MissEmzee on 18/11/2009, 11:18 pm

tulog n tyu guys. grats sa HK. :)

wahahhaha~

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