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Post by yunero01 21/3/2010, 5:27 pm

Anarchist!!!

authors are : The Jolly Roger, Exodus, BHU, and RFLAGG..


i'm going to share to you the ways (funny sometimes dangerous) of the anarchist.

also, read the freakin' rules..

_________________________________________________________
The First in the list is:


The Jolly Roger


"The Jolly Roger Cookbook (Super-Condensed)"



Hello! Welcome to the JR's Cookbook v1.0! I hope that
this collection of text files has enough info to keep you hackers
busy for awhile (at least until the next update!). As I gather
information I will keep adding it and uploading it to my "home
base" bbs's in different cities with additional numbered files
and an updated index that you can just replace the old one with.

Thanks for taking the time to read this file by the way. There are
a few things that I want to say about the Cookbook.

1) If I ever find out that anyone has omitted my name from
anywhere in these files without my expressed permission then I
will immediately stop doing any updates and I will release your
name to as many boards that I can find urging them to put you on
their Black List. I also will FIND YOU! (I think you can see from
the knowledge base contained in this collection that I DO possess
the capability! You will wish it were the FEDS and not me!) In
other words be careful who you give this collection to. Of
course there are idiots (probably the same ones who write
viruses!) that will misuse this information and kill some people
or get themselves & you into a lot of trouble! So keep this
treasure chest buried and only dig it up for those that you can
TRUST! Also you would be screwing yourself because I still have
all kinds of things that I can put in here for updates and you will
NEVER see them if I quit updating because of some *******. So
think about it. If you WANT the updates (info you would probably
have a helluva time finding elsewhere!) then STAY COOL with it.

2) I was going to encrypt these files and load/print them from
within an encrypted program. However I have decided against that
for these reasons:

a) It would then be machine-exclusive
b) It would show that I don't trust you.
c) Only Atari ST users would ever see it.

So I decided on keeping it ASCII. ANY machine that can read ASCII
files can now read these.

3) Please do not use my handle to gain access to boards. you never
know where I might show up and I will have to find you and deal
with you if I ever see it. Don't make me do this.

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4) By releasing this database I am taking a real chance on you
people. I sure as hell don't want MY house blown up with a paint or
Solidox bomb! And I am sure that you don't want yours blown up
either (or your credit cards used for that matter). So I have to
stress again: BE FUCKING CAREFUL WHO YOU GIVE THIS TO!!

That is all for now. If I ever have to update this it will just be
in the update archive as file 000.doc. Just replace the old one.

Enjoy this database! A lot more to come!!! -The JR-

Making Plastic Explosives from Bleach by The JR

Potassium chlorate is an extremely volatile explosive compound
and has been used in the past as the main explosive filler in
grenades land mines and mortar rounds by such countries as
France and Germany. Common household bleach contains a small
amount of potassium chlorate which can be extracted by the
procedure that follows.

First off you must obtain:

[1] A heat source (hot plate stove etc.)
[2] A hydrometer or battery hydrometer
[3] A large Pyrex or enameled steel container (to weigh
chemicals)
[4] Potassium chloride (sold as a salt substitute at health and
nutrition stores)

Take one gallon of bleach place it in the container and begin
heating it. While this solution heats weigh out 63 grams of
potassium chloride and add this to the bleach being heated.
Constantly check the solution being heated with the hydrometer
and boil until you get a reading of 1.3. If using a battery
hydrometer boil until you read a FULL charge.

Take the solution and allow it to cool in a refrigerator until it
is between room temperature and 0 degrees Celsius. Filter out the
crystals that have formed and save them. Boil this solution again
and cool as before. Filter and save the crystals.

Take the crystals that have been saved and mix them with
distilled water in the following proportions: 56 grams per 100
milliliters distilled water. Heat this solution until it boils
and allow to cool. Filter the solution and save the crystals that
form upon cooling. This process of purification is called
"fractional crystallization". These crystals should be relatively
pure potassium chlorate.

Powder these to the consistency of face powder and heat gently to
drive off all moisture.

Now melt five parts Vaseline with five parts wax. Dissolve this
in white gasoline (camp stove gasoline) and pour this liquid on
90 parts potassium chlorate (the powdered crystals from above)
into a plastic bowl. Knead this liquid into the potassium
chlorate until intimately mixed. Allow all gasoline to evaporate.

Finally place this explosive into a cool dry place. Avoid
friction sulfur sulfides and phosphorous compounds. This
explosive is best molded to the desired shape and density of 1.3
grams in a cube and dipped in wax until water proof. These block
type charges guarantee the highest detonation velocity. Also a
blasting cap of at least a 3 grade must be used.

The presence of the afore- mentioned compounds (sulfur sulfides
etc.) results in mixtures that are or can become highly sensitive
and will possibly decompose explosively while in storage. You
should never store homemade explosives and you must use EXTREME
caution at all times while performing the processes in this
article.

You may obtain a catalog of other subject of this nature by
writing:

Information Publishing Co.
Box 10042
Odessa Texas 79762

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Solidox Bombs by The JR

Most people are not aware that a volatile extremely explosive
chemical can be bought over the counter: Solidox.

Solidox comes in an aluminum can containing 6 grey sticks and can
be bought at Kmart and various hardware supply shops for around
$7.00. Solidox is used in welding applications as an oxidizing
agent for the hot flame needed to melt metal. The most active
ingredient in Solidox is potassium chlorate a filler used in many
military applications in the WWII era.

Since Solidox is literally what the name says: SOLID OXygen you
must have an energy source for an explosion. The most common and
readily available energy source is common household sugar or
sucrose. In theory glucose would be the purest energy source
but it is hard to find a solid supply of glucose.

Making the mixture:

[1] Open the can of Solidox and remove all 6 sticks. One by
one grind up each of the sticks (preferably with a mortar
and pestle) into the finest powder possible.
[2] The ratio for mixing the sugar with the Solidox is 1:1 so
weigh the Solidox powder and grind up the equivalent amount
of sugar.
[3] Mix equivalent amounts of Solidox powder and sugar in a 1:1
ratio.

It is just that simple! You now have an extremely powerful
substance that can be used in a variety of applications. A word
of caution: be EXTREMELY careful in the entire process. Avoid
friction heat and flame. A few years back a teenager I knew
blew 4 fingers off while trying to make a pipe bomb with Solidox.
You have been warned!

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How to make a CO2 bomb by the JR

You will have to use up the cartridge first by either shooting it
or whatever. With a nail force a hole bigger so as to allow the
powder and wick to fit in easily. Fill the cartridge with black
powder and pack it in there real good by tapping the bottom of the
cartridge on a hard surface (I said TAP not SLAM!). Insert a fuse.
I recommend a good water-proof cannon fuse or an m-80 type fuse
but firecracker fuses work if you can run like a black man runs
from the cops after raping a white girl.) Now light it and run
like hell! It does wonders for a row of mailboxes (like the ones
in apartment complexes) a car (place under the gas tank) a
picture window (place on window sill) a phone booth (place right
under the phone) or any other devious place. This thing throws
shrapnel and can make quit a mess!! -JR-
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Thermite II... or A better way to make Thermite by JR

Thermite is nasty shit. Here is a good and easy way to make it.
The first step is to get some iron-oxide (which is RUST!). Here is
a good way to make large quantities in a short time:

- Get a DC convertor like the one used on a train set. Cut the
connector off separate the wires and strip them both.

- Now you need a jar of water with a tablespoon or so of sodium
chloride (which is SALT!) added to it. This makes the water
conductive.

- Now insert both wires into the mixture (I am assuming you
plugged the convertor in...) and let them sit for five minutes.
One of them will start bubbling more than the other. This is the
POSITIVE(+) wire. If you do not do this test right the final
product will be the opposite (chemically) of rust which is RUST
ACID. You have no use for this here (although it IS useful!).

- Anyway put the nail tied to the positive wire into the jar. Now
put the negative wire in the other end. Now let it sit overnight
and in the morning scrape the rust off of the nail & repeat until
you got a bunch of rust on the bottom of the glass. Be generous
with your rust collection. If you are going through the trouble of
making thermite you might as well make a lot right?

- Now remove the excess water and pour the crusty solution onto a
cookie sheet. Dry it in the sun for a few hours or inside
overnight. It should be an orange-brown color (although I have
seen it in many different colors! Sometimes the color gets fucked
up what can I say... but it is still iron oxide!)

- Crush the rust into a fine powder and heat it in a cast-iron pot
until it is red. Now mix the pure iron oxide with pure aluminum
filings which can be bought or filed down by hand from an aluminum
tube or bar. The ratio or iron oxide to aluminum is 8 grams to 3
grams.

- Congrats! You have just made THERMITE! Now to light it...

- Thermite requires a LOT of heat (more than a blow torch!) to
ignite. However a magnesium ribbon (which is sorta hard to find..
call around) will do the trick. It takes the heat from the
burning magnesium to light the thermite.

- Now when you see your victim's car pour a fifty-cent sized pile
onto his hood stick the ribbon in it and light the ribbon with
the blow torch. Now chuckle as you watch it burn through the hood
the block the axle and the pavement. BE CAREFUL! The ideal
mixtures can vaporize CARBON STEEL! Another idea is to use
thermite to get into pay phone cash boxes. HAVE FUN!! -JR-
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Touch Explosives by the JR

This is sort of a mild explosive but it can be quite dangerous in
large quantities. To make touch explosive (such as that found in a
snap-n-pop but more powerful) use this recipe:

- Mix iodine crystals into ammonia until the iodine crystals will
not dissolve into the ammonia anymore. Pour off the excess ammonia
and dry out the crystals on a baking sheet the same way as you
dried the thermite (in other words just let it sit overnight!).

- Be careful now because these crystals are now your touch
explosive. Carefully wrap a bunch in paper (I mean carefully!
Friction sets 'em off!) and throw them around.. pretty loud huh?
They are fun to put on someone's chair. Add a small fish sinker to
them and they can be thrown a long distance (good for crowds
football games concerts etc.) Have fun! -JR-


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Letter Bombs by The JR

- You will first have to make a mild version of thermite. Use my
recipe but substitute iron fillings for rust.

- Mix the iron with aluminum fillings in a ratio of 75% aluminum
to 25% iron. This mixture will burn violently in a closed space
(such as an envelope). This bring us to our next ingredient...

- Go to the post office and buy an insulated (padded) envelope.
You know the type that is double layered... Separate the layers
and place the mild thermite in the main section where the letter
would go. Then place magnesium powder in the outer layer. There is
your bomb!!

- Now to light it... this is the tricky part and hard to explain.
Just keep experimenting until you get something that works. The
fuse is just that touch explosive I have told you about in another
one of my anarchy files. You might want to wrap it like a long
cigarette and then place it at the top of the envelope in the
outer layer (on top of the powdered magnesium). When the touch
explosive is torn or even squeezed hard it will ignite the
powdered magnesium (sort of a flash light) and then it will burn
the mild thermite. If the thermite didn't blow up it would at
least burn the **** out of your enemy (it does wonders on human
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Paint Bombs by The JR

To make a paint bomb you simply need a metal paint can with a
refastenable lid a nice bright color paint (green pink purple
or some gross color is perfect!) and a quantity of dry ice. Place
the paint in the can and then drop the dry ice in. Quickly place
the top on and then run like hell! With some testing you can time
this to a science. It depends on the ratio of dry ice to paint to
the size of the can to how full it is. If you are really pissed
off at someone you could place it on their doorstep knock on the
door and then run!! Paint will fly all over the place HAHAHA!!
-JR-

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Ways to send a car to Hell by The JR

There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only
the ones that are the most fun (for you) the most destructive
(for them) and the hardest to trace (for the cops).

- Place thermite on the hood light it and watch it burn all the
way through the pavement!

- Tape a CO2 bomb to the hood axel gas tank wheel muffler
etc.)

- Put a tampon dirt sugar (this one is good!) a ping pong ball
or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.

- Put potatoes rocks banannas or anything that will fit into
the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the
tailpipe.

- Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it...

- Steal a key copy it replace it and then steal the stereo.

- Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like
this:
----
| |
| |
| |
| <
----

Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until
you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device
is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo equalizer radar
detector etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders
on the seats!)

Have Fun! -JR-
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Do ya hate school? by The JR

- One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call
in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have
to check them all whilst you can slip away for an hour or two.
You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They
might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course
you will probably have to make it up in the summer...).

- Get some pure potassium or pure sodium put it in a capsule and
flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).

- Use a smoke grenade in the hallway.

- Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards
inside if they are (gag) IBM.

- Make friends with student assistants and have them change your
grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report
cards.

- Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and
grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!

- Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal
is a fascist.

- Stick a potato in the tailpipe of the principal's car.

- USE YOUR IMAGINATION! -JR-
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Smoke Bombs by the JR

Here is the recipe for one helluva smoke bomb!

4 parts sugar
6 parts potassium nitrate (Salt Peter)

Heat this mixture over a LOW flame until it melts stirring well.
Pour it into a future container and before it solidifies imbed a
few matches into the mixture to use as fuses. One pound of this
stuff will fill up a whole block with thick white smoke!
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Mail Box Bombs by the JR

(1) Two litre bottle of chlorine (must contain sodium hypochlorate)

Small amount of sugar

Small amount of water


Mix all three of these in equal amounts to fill about 1/10 of the
bottle. Screw on the lid and place in a mailbox. It's hard to
believe that such a small explosion will literally rip the mailbox
in half and send it 20 feet into the air! Be careful doing this
though because if you are caught it is not up to the person
whose mailbox you blew up to press charges. It is up to the city.
-JR-
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The easiest way to hotwire cars by the JR

Get in the car. Look under the dash. If it enclosed forget it
unless you want to cut through it. If you do do it near the
ignition. Once you get behind or near the ignition look for two
red wires. In older cars red was the standard color if not look
for two matched pairs. When you find them cross them and take
off! -JR-
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How to make Napalm by the JR

- Pour some gas into an old bowl or some kind of container.

- Get some styrofoam and put it in the gas until the gas won't
eat anymore. You should have a sticky syrup.

- Put it on the end of something (don't touch it!!). The unused
stuff lasts a long time!
-JR-
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How to make a fertilizer bomb by JR

Ingredients:

- Newspaper
- Fertilizer (the chemical kind GREEN THUMB or ORCHO)
- Cotton
- Diesel fuel

Make a pouch out of the newspaper and put some fertilizer in it.
Then put cotton on top. Soak the cotton with fuel. Then light and
run like you have never ran before! This blows up 500 square feet
so don't do it in an alley!! -JR-
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Tennis Ball Bombs by The JR

Ingredients:

- Strike anywhere matches
- A tennis ball
- A nice sharp knife
- Duct tape

Break a ton of matchheads off. Then cut a SMALL hole in the tennis
ball. Stuff all of the matchheads into the ball until you can't
fit any more in. Then tape over it with duct tape. Make sure it is
real nice and tight! Then when you see a geek walking down the
street give it a good throw. He will have a blast!!
-JR-
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Diskette Bombs by the JR

You need:

- A disk
- Scissors
- White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)
- Clear nail polish

- Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!)

- Remove the cotton covering from the inside.

- Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper
metal might spark the matchpowder!)

- After you have a lot spread it evenly on the disk.

- Using the nail polish spread it over the match mixture

- Let it dry

- Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish
to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart).

- When that disk is in a drive the drive head attempts to read
the disk which causes a small fire (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK
DRIVE AND **** THE HEAD UP!!). ahahahahaha! Let the fuckhead try
and fix THAT!!! -JR-

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Fuses brought to you by The JR

You would be surprised how many files are out there that use what
falls under the category of a "fuse." They assume that you just
have a few lying around or know where to get them. Well in some
parts of the country fuses are extremely hard to come by... so
this file tells you how to make your own. Both fuses presented
here are fairly simple to make and are fairly reliable.

SLOW BURNING FUSE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (approx. 2 inches per minute)

Materials needed:

- Cotton string or 3 shoelaces
- Potassium Nitrate or Potassium Chlorate
- Granulated sugar

Procedure:

- Wash the cotton string or showlaces in HOT soapy water then
rinse with fresh water

- Mix the following together in a glass bowl:
1 part potassium nitrate or potassium chlorate
1 part granulated sugar
2 parts hot water

- Soak strings or shoelaces in this solution

- Twist/braid 3 strands together and allow them to dry

- Check the burn rate to see how long it actually takes!!

FAST BURNING FUSE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (40 inches per minute)

Materials needed:

-Soft cotton string
-fine black powder (empty a few shotgun shells!)
-shallow dish or pan

Procedure:

- moisten powder to form a paste

- twist/braid 3 strands of cotton together

- rub paste into string and allow to dry

- Check the burn rate!!!
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How to make Potassium Nitrate by The JR

Potassium Nitrate is an ingredient in making fuses among other
things. Here is how you make it:

Materials needed:

-3.5 gallons of nitrate bearing earth or other material
-1/2 cup of wood ashes
-Bucket or other similar container about 4-5 gallons in volume
-2 pieces of finely woven cloth each a bit bigger than the
bottom of the bucket
-Shallow dish or pan at least as large in diameter as the bucket
-Shallow heat resistant container
-2 gallons of water
-Something to punch holes in the bottom of the bucket
-1 gallon of any type of alcohol
-A heat source
-Paper & tape

Procedure:

- Punch holes on the inside bottom of the bucket so that the
metal is"puckered" outward from the bottom

- Spread cloth over the holes from the bottom

- Place wood ashes on the cloth. Spread it out so that it covers
the entire cloth and has about the same thickness.

- Place 2nd cloth on top of the wood ashes

- Place the dirt or other material in the bucket

- Place the bucket over the shallow container. NOTE: It may need
support on the bottom so that the holes on the bottom are not
blocked.

- Boil water and pour it over the earth very slowly. Do NOT pour
it all at once as this will clog the filter on the bottom.

- Allow water to run through holes into the shallow dish on the
bottom.

- Be sure that the water goes through ALL of the earth!

- Allow water in dish to cool for an hour or so

- Carefully drain the liquid in the dish away and discard the
sludge in the bottom

- Boil this liquid over a fire for at least two hours. Small
grains of salt will form - scoop these out with the paper as they
form

- When the liquid has boiled down to 1/2 its original volume let
it sit

- After 1/2 hour add equal volume of the alcohol; when this
mixture is poured through paper small white crystals appear. This
is the posassium nitrate.

Purification:

- Redissolve crystals in small amount of boiling water

- Remove any crystals that appear

- Pour through improvised filter then heat concentrated solution
to dryness.

- Spread out crystals and allow to dry
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Exploding lightbulbs by The JR

Materials needed:

-lightbulb (100w)
-socket (duh...)
-1/4 cup soap chips
-blackpowder! (open some shotgun shells!)
-1/4 cup kerosene or gasoline
-adhesive tape
-lighter or small blowtorch
-glue

Procedure for a simple exploding lightbulb:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

- Drill a small hole in the top of the bulb near the threads!

- Carefully pour the blackpowder into the hole. Use enough so
that it touches the filament!

- Insert into socket as normal (make sure the light is off or
else YOU will be the victim!!)

- Get the hell out!!

Procedure for a Napam Bulb:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

- Heat kerosene/gasoline in a double boiler

- Melt soap chips stirring slowly.

- Put somewhere and allow to cool

- Heat the threads of the bulb VERY carefully to melt the glue.
Remove threads slowly drawing out the filament. Do NOT break the
cheap electrical igniters and/or the filament or this won't work!!

- Pour the liquid into the bulb and slowly lower the filament
back down into the bulb. Make sure the filament is dipped into the
fluid.

- Re-glue the threads back on. Insert it into a socket frequently
used by the victim and get the hell out!!

When the victim flips the switch he will be in for a BIG surprise!

Have fun! -JR-
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Under water igniters by The JR

Materials needed:

-Pack of 10 silicon diodes (available at Radio Shack. you will
know you got the right ones if they are very very small glass
objects!)
-Pack of matches
-1 candle

Procedure:

- Light the candle and allow a pool of molten wax to form in the
top.

- Take a single match and hold the glass part of a single diode
against the head. Bend the diode pins around the matchhead so that
one wraps in an upward direction and thensticks out to the side.
Do the same with the other wire but in a downward direction. The
diodes should now be hugging the matchhead but its wires MUST NOT
TOUCH EACH OTHER!

- Dip the matchhead in wax to give it a water-proof coat. These
work underwater

- repeat to make as many as you want

How to use them:

When these little dudes are hooked across a 6v battery the diode
reaches what is called breakdown voltage. When most electrical
components reach this voltage they usually produce great amounts
of heat and light while quickly melting into a little blob. This
heat is enough to ignite a matchhead. These are recommended for
use underwater where most other igniters refuse to work. ENJOY!
-JR-
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Home-brew blast cannon by The JR

Materials needed:

-1 plastic drain pipe 3 feet long at least 3 1/2 inches in
diameter
-1 smaller plastic pipe about 6 inches long 2 inches in
diameter
-1 large lighter with fluid refills (this gobbles it up!)
-1 pipe cap to fit the large pipe 1 pipe cap to fit the small
pipe
-5 feet of bellwire
-1 SPST rocker switch
-16v polaroid pot-a-pulse battery
-15v relay (get this at Radio Shack)
-Electrical Tape
-One **** afternoon

Procedure:

- Cut the bell wire into three equal pieces and strip the ends

- Cut a hole in the side of the large pipe the same diameter as
the small pipe. Thread the hole and one end of the small pipe.
they should screw together easily.

- Take a piece of scrap metal and bend it into an "L" shape
then attach it to the level on the lighter:

/------------------------gas switch is here
V
/------
!lighter!!<---metal lever
!!!
!!

Now every time you pull the 'trigger' gas should flow freely from
the lighter. You may need to enlarge the 'gas port' on your
lighter if you wish to be able to fire more rapidly.

- Connect two wires to the two posts on the switch

- Cut two holes in the side of the smaller tube one for the
switch on the bottom and one for the metal piece on the top.
Then mount the switch in the bottom running the wires up and out
of the top.

- Mount the lighter/trigger in the top. Now the switch should
rock easily and the trigger should cause the lighter to pour out
gas. Re-screw the smaller tube into the larger one hold down the
trigger a bit let it go and throw a match in there. If all goes
well you should hear a nice big 'THUD!'
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Get a hold of the relay and take off the top.

1---------------
v/
2--------------/<--- the center object is the metal finger inside
3 the relay
cc-------------/
oo----------------4
ii
ll----------------5

Connect (1) to one of the wires coming from the switch. Connect
(2) to (4) and connect (5) to one side of the battery. Connect
the remaining wire from the switch to the other side of the
battery. Now you should be able to get the relay to make a little
'buzzing' sound when you flip the switch and you should see some
tiny little sparks.

- Now carefully mount the relay on the inside of the large pipe
towards the back. Screw on the smaller pipe tape the battery to
the side of the cannon barrel (yes but looks aren't everything!)

- You should now be able to let a little gas into the barrel and
set it off by flipping the switch.

- Put the cap on the back end of the large pipe VERY SECURELY.
You are now ready for the first trial-run!

To Test:

Put something very very large into the barrel just so that it
fits 'just right'. Now find a strong guy (the recoil will
probably knock you on your ass if you aren't careful!). Put on a
shoulderpad earmuffs and possibly some other protective clothing
(trust the JR! You are going to need it!). Hold the
trigger down for 30 seconds hold on tight and hit the switch.
With luck and the proper adjustments you should be able to put a
frozed orange through 1/4 or plywood at 25 feet.

Have fun! -JR-
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Chemical Equivalency list by the JR

Acacia..................................................Gum Arabic
Acetic Acid................................................Vinegar
Aluminum Oxide..............................................Alumia
Aluminum Potassium Sulphate...................................Alum
Aluminum Sulfate..............................................Alum
Ammonium Carbonate.......................................Hartshorn
Ammonium Hydroxide.........................................Ammonia
Ammonium Nitrate........................................Salt Peter
Ammonium Oleate.......................................Ammonia Soap
Amylacetate............................................Bananna Oil
Barium Sulfide...........................................Black Ash
Carbon Carbinate.............................................Chalk
Carbontetrachloride.................................Cleaning Fluid
Calcium Hypochloride..............................Bleaching Powder
Calcium Oxide.................................................Lime
Calcium Sulfate...................................Plaster of Paris
Carbonic Acid..............................................Seltzer
Cetyltrimethylammoniumbromide........................Ammonium Salt
Ethylinedichloride.....................................Dutch Fluid
Ferric Oxide.............................................Iron Rust
Furfuraldehyde............................................Bran Oil
Glucose.................................................Corn Syrup
Graphite...............................................Pencil Lead
Hydrochloric Acid....................................Muriatic Acid
Hydrogen Peroxide.........................................Peroxide
Lead Acetate.........................................Sugar of Lead
Lead Tero-oxide...........................................Red Lead
Magnesium Silicate............................................Talc
Magnesium Sulfate.......................................Epsom Salt
Methylsalicylate..................................Winter Green Oil
Naphthalene..............................................Mothballs
Phenol...............................................Carbolic Acid
Potassium Bicarbonate..............................Cream of Tarter
Potassium Chromium Sulfate..............................Chromealum
Potassium Nitrate.......................................Salt Peter
Sodium Oxide..................................................Sand
Sodium Bicarbonate.....................................Baking Soda
Sodium Borate................................................Borax
Sodium Carbonate......................................Washing Soda
Sodium Chloride...............................................Salt
Sodium Hydroxide...............................................Lye
Sodium Silicate..............................................Glass
Sodium Sulfate......................................Glauber's Salt
Sodium Thiosulfate.............................Photographer's Hypo
Sulfuric Acid.........................................Battery Acid
Sucrose.................................................Cane Sugar
Zinc Chloride.......................................Tinner's Fluid
Zinc Sulfate.........................................White Vitriol
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Phone Taps by The JR

Here is some info on phone taps. In this file is a schematic for a
simple wiretap & instructions for hooking up a small tape recorder
control relay to the phone line.

First I will discuss taps a little. There are many different
types of taps. there are transmitters wired taps and induction
taps to name a few. Wired and wireless transmitters must be
physically connected to the line before they will do any good.
Once a wireless tap is connected to the line it can transmit all
conversations over a limited reception range. The phones in the
house can even be modifies to pick up conversations in the room
and transmit them too! These taps are usually powered off of the
phone line but can have an external power source. You can get more
information on these taps by getting an issue of Popular
Communications and reading through the ads. Wired taps on the
other hand need no power source but a wire must be run from the
line to the listener or to a transmitter. There are obvious
advantages of wireless taps over wired ones. There is one type of
wireless tap that looks like a normal telephone mike. All you have
to do is replace the original mike with thisand itwill transmit
all conversations! There is also an exotic type of wired tap known
as the 'Infinity Transmitter' or 'Harmonica Bug'. In order to hook
one of these it must be installed inside the phone. When someone
calls the tapped phone & *before* it rings blows a whistle over
the line the transmitter picks up the phone via a relay. The mike
on the phone is activated so that the caller can hear all of the
conversations in the room. There is a sweep tone test at
415/BUG-1111 which can be used to detect one of these taps. If one
of these is on your line & the test # sends the correct tone you
will hear a click. Induction taps have one big advantage over taps
that must be physically wired to the phone. They do not have to be
touching the phone in order to pick up the conversation. They work
on the same principle as the little suction-cup tape recorder
mikes that you can get at Radio Shack. Induction mikes can be
hooked up to a transmitter or be wired.

Here is an example of industrial espionage using the phone:
A salesman walks into an office & makes a phone call. He fakes
the conversation but when he hangs up he slips some foam rubber
cubes into the cradle. The called party can still hear all
conversations in the room. When someone picks up the phone the
cubes fall away unnoticed.

A tap can also be used on a phone to overhear what your modem is
doing when you are wardialing hacking or just plain calling a
bbs (like the White Ruins! Denver Colorado! 55 megs online!
Atari! Macintosh! Amiga! Ibm! CALL IT! 303-972-8566! By the way i
did this ad without the sysops consent or knowledge!).

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Here is the schematic:
-------)!----)!(------------->
)!(
Cap )!(
)!(
)!(
)!(
--)!(------------->
100K
!
!
The 100K pot is used for volume. It should be on its highest
(least resistance) setting if you hook a speaker across the
output. but it should be set on its highest resistance for a tape
recorder or amplifier. You may find it necessary to add another
10 - 40K. The capacitor should be around .47 MFD. It's only
purpose is to prevent the relay in the phone from tripping &
thinking that you have the phone off of the hook. the audio output
transformer is available at Radio Shack. (part # 273-138E for
input). The red & the white wires go to the output device. You may
want to experiment with the transformer for the best output.
Hooking up a tape recorder relay is easy. Just hook one of the phone
wires (usually red) to the the end of one of the relay & the ther
end just loop around. This bypasses it. It should look like this:

-----------------
---------
RELAY
(part #275-004 from Radio Shack works fine)

If you think that you line is tapped the first thing to do is to
physically inspect the line yourself ESPECIALLY the phones. You
can get mike replacements with bug detectors built in. However I
would not trust them too much. It is too easy to get a wrong
reading.

For more info:

BUGS AND ELECTRONIC SURVEILANCE from Desert Publications
HOW TO AVOID ELECTRONIC EAVESDROPPING & PRIVACY INVASION. I do not
remember who this one is from... you might want to try Paladin
Press.

-JR-
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How to make a landmine by The JR

First you need to get a pushbutton switch. Take the wires of it
and connect one to a nine volt battery connector and the other to
a solar igniter (used for launching model rockets). A very thin
piece of stereo wire will usually do the trick if you are
desperate but I recommend the igniter. Connect the other wire of
the nine-volt battery to one end of the switch. Connect a wire
from the switch to the other lead on the solar igniter.

switch-----------battery
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
solar igniter
|
|
|
explosive

Now connect the explosive (pipe bomb m-80 CO2 bomb etc.) to the
igniter by attaching the fuse to the igniter (seal it with scotch
tape). Now dig a hole; not too deep but enough to cover all of the
materials. Think about what direction your enemy will be coming from
and plant the switch but leave the button visible (not TOO
visible!). Plant the explosive about 3-5 feet away from the switch
because there will be a delay in the explosion that depends on how
short your wick is and if a homemade wick is being used its
burning speed. But if you get it right... and your enemy is close
enough......... BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! hahahaha

-JR-
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A different kind of Molitoff Cocktail by the JR

Here is how you do it:

- Get a coke bottle & fill it with gasoline about half full

- Cram a piece of cloth into the neck of it nice and tight

- Get a chlorine tablet and stuff it in there. You are going to have
to force it because the tablets are bigger than the opening of the
bottle.

- Now find a suitable victim and wing it in their direction. When it
hits the pavement or any surface hard enough to break it and the chlorine
and gasoline mix..... BOOM!!!!!!
Have fun! -JR-
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How To Have Fun At School
Written By: Walkon

This works best if you happen to have alot of deralict friends, as I do...
Your first day of school you should bring the following items, to insure a
prosperous school Year:

: Fountain pen (and extra ink refills)
: Three (3) Tubes of Super Glue (Krazy Glue)
: Pennies ($2.00 worth)
: Balloons (small sized for convieniance)
: Mirror (small hand held)
: Liquid Soap
: Lighter
: Firecrackers (ladyfingers are fine)
: screwdrivers and other small tools
: Small sqeezable bottles (like nasal decongestant type)
: Wire (10-20 ft.)
: Tape recorder/Microphone/battery operated
: Ziplock baggies
: Half of an orange
: Light bulb (75 watts and UP)

This will dor for now... Some of the cool things to do are, take the pennies
and glue them to the cafeteria tables. Also glue silver dollars to the fire
alarms.

Another thing todo w/ a coin is heat it up over a bunson burner and just as
the bell rings, toss the coin into the hall, I will guarantee you will know
when the coin is picked up... While your using the bunson burner, fill your
little squeeze bottle w/ gas, then cap it tight and put it in your
pocket...later, take a firecracker, and glue it to the bottle, use a cigarette
as a fuse extension (to buy your self and alaby) and then put it in the
bathroom, and while your in the bathroom, place a light bulb over the door,
and when the superintendant goes to see what the explosion was, he gets a nice
little surprise...

Now for the wire, if you can access a room near your locker, when no body is
in the room, take off the speaker cover and the pa system, and hook 2 wires
from it, to your mic. (then to your locker) This is good for getting your
friends out of class. Use the small tools and be very neat...Also if this is
possible run the wir through the cieling, so that noone becomes suspicious
about seeing a few wires dangling in YOUR locker. Late organizations
(Athletics/band) have access to the building and you can possibly since some
classes are connected if one door is locked, try another...

Use your mirror and scope out peoples combinations, its going tobe tricky
beings that the reflection is in reverse, but if you have half a brain you can
rearange so that it will become correct. Take the orange, let it sit for
about 4 1/2 weeks and then use your newly acquired combination. People w/
floating lockers can make very good use of this.

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Take a penny, and glue it over the key hole of a persons locker, just after
he/she goes out....depending on the locker, this could be say, a gym locker,
and do it when he changes clothes he will smell realy nice...

Balloons are fun to play w/ in chemistry class, fill them up w/ the gas that
you get out of the taps on the lab desks, then tie up the balloon, and drop it
out the window to the burnouts below, you the ones that are always smoking??
or throw it someplace nice and realy hot!!

Use your liquid soap after a nice rain storm and start squirting it everywhere
people learn how to skate realy quick!! Also place the liquid soap in the
toilets in desks, chairs, handrails, stairs...etc...


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Post by †n•i•e•n† 21/3/2010, 8:13 pm

yunero01 wrote:Anarchist!!!

authors are : The Jolly Roger, Exodus, BHU, and RFLAGG..


i'm going to share to you the ways (funny sometimes dangerous) of the anarchist.

also, read the freakin' rules..

_________________________________________________________
The First in the list is:


The Jolly Roger


"The Jolly Roger Cookbook (Super-Condensed)"



Hello! Welcome to the JR's Cookbook v1.0! I hope that
this collection of text files has enough info to keep you hackers
busy for awhile (at least until the next update!). As I gather
information I will keep adding it and uploading it to my "home
base" bbs's in different cities with additional numbered files
and an updated index that you can just replace the old one with.

Thanks for taking the time to read this file by the way. There are
a few things that I want to say about the Cookbook.

1) If I ever find out that anyone has omitted my name from
anywhere in these files without my expressed permission then I
will immediately stop doing any updates and I will release your
name to as many boards that I can find urging them to put you on
their Black List. I also will FIND YOU! (I think you can see from
the knowledge base contained in this collection that I DO possess
the capability! You will wish it were the FEDS and not me!) In
other words be careful who you give this collection to. Of
course there are idiots (probably the same ones who write
viruses!) that will misuse this information and kill some people
or get themselves & you into a lot of trouble! So keep this
treasure chest buried and only dig it up for those that you can
TRUST! Also you would be screwing yourself because I still have
all kinds of things that I can put in here for updates and you will
NEVER see them if I quit updating because of some *******. So
think about it. If you WANT the updates (info you would probably
have a helluva time finding elsewhere!) then STAY COOL with it.

2) I was going to encrypt these files and load/print them from
within an encrypted program. However I have decided against that
for these reasons:

a) It would then be machine-exclusive
b) It would show that I don't trust you.
c) Only Atari ST users would ever see it.

So I decided on keeping it ASCII. ANY machine that can read ASCII
files can now read these.

3) Please do not use my handle to gain access to boards. you never
know where I might show up and I will have to find you and deal
with you if I ever see it. Don't make me do this.

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4) By releasing this database I am taking a real chance on you
people. I sure as hell don't want MY house blown up with a paint or
Solidox bomb! And I am sure that you don't want yours blown up
either (or your credit cards used for that matter). So I have to
stress again: BE FUCKING CAREFUL WHO YOU GIVE THIS TO!!

That is all for now. If I ever have to update this it will just be
in the update archive as file 000.doc. Just replace the old one.

Enjoy this database! A lot more to come!!! -The JR-

Making Plastic Explosives from Bleach by The JR

Potassium chlorate is an extremely volatile explosive compound
and has been used in the past as the main explosive filler in
grenades land mines and mortar rounds by such countries as
France and Germany. Common household bleach contains a small
amount of potassium chlorate which can be extracted by the
procedure that follows.

First off you must obtain:

[1] A heat source (hot plate stove etc.)
[2] A hydrometer or battery hydrometer
[3] A large Pyrex or enameled steel container (to weigh
chemicals)
[4] Potassium chloride (sold as a salt substitute at health and
nutrition stores)

Take one gallon of bleach place it in the container and begin
heating it. While this solution heats weigh out 63 grams of
potassium chloride and add this to the bleach being heated.
Constantly check the solution being heated with the hydrometer
and boil until you get a reading of 1.3. If using a battery
hydrometer boil until you read a FULL charge.

Take the solution and allow it to cool in a refrigerator until it
is between room temperature and 0 degrees Celsius. Filter out the
crystals that have formed and save them. Boil this solution again
and cool as before. Filter and save the crystals.

Take the crystals that have been saved and mix them with
distilled water in the following proportions: 56 grams per 100
milliliters distilled water. Heat this solution until it boils
and allow to cool. Filter the solution and save the crystals that
form upon cooling. This process of purification is called
"fractional crystallization". These crystals should be relatively
pure potassium chlorate.

Powder these to the consistency of face powder and heat gently to
drive off all moisture.

Now melt five parts Vaseline with five parts wax. Dissolve this
in white gasoline (camp stove gasoline) and pour this liquid on
90 parts potassium chlorate (the powdered crystals from above)
into a plastic bowl. Knead this liquid into the potassium
chlorate until intimately mixed. Allow all gasoline to evaporate.

Finally place this explosive into a cool dry place. Avoid
friction sulfur sulfides and phosphorous compounds. This
explosive is best molded to the desired shape and density of 1.3
grams in a cube and dipped in wax until water proof. These block
type charges guarantee the highest detonation velocity. Also a
blasting cap of at least a 3 grade must be used.

The presence of the afore- mentioned compounds (sulfur sulfides
etc.) results in mixtures that are or can become highly sensitive
and will possibly decompose explosively while in storage. You
should never store homemade explosives and you must use EXTREME
caution at all times while performing the processes in this
article.

You may obtain a catalog of other subject of this nature by
writing:

Information Publishing Co.
Box 10042
Odessa Texas 79762

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Solidox Bombs by The JR

Most people are not aware that a volatile extremely explosive
chemical can be bought over the counter: Solidox.

Solidox comes in an aluminum can containing 6 grey sticks and can
be bought at Kmart and various hardware supply shops for around
$7.00. Solidox is used in welding applications as an oxidizing
agent for the hot flame needed to melt metal. The most active
ingredient in Solidox is potassium chlorate a filler used in many
military applications in the WWII era.

Since Solidox is literally what the name says: SOLID OXygen you
must have an energy source for an explosion. The most common and
readily available energy source is common household sugar or
sucrose. In theory glucose would be the purest energy source
but it is hard to find a solid supply of glucose.

Making the mixture:

[1] Open the can of Solidox and remove all 6 sticks. One by
one grind up each of the sticks (preferably with a mortar
and pestle) into the finest powder possible.
[2] The ratio for mixing the sugar with the Solidox is 1:1 so
weigh the Solidox powder and grind up the equivalent amount
of sugar.
[3] Mix equivalent amounts of Solidox powder and sugar in a 1:1
ratio.

It is just that simple! You now have an extremely powerful
substance that can be used in a variety of applications. A word
of caution: be EXTREMELY careful in the entire process. Avoid
friction heat and flame. A few years back a teenager I knew
blew 4 fingers off while trying to make a pipe bomb with Solidox.
You have been warned!

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How to make a CO2 bomb by the JR

You will have to use up the cartridge first by either shooting it
or whatever. With a nail force a hole bigger so as to allow the
powder and wick to fit in easily. Fill the cartridge with black
powder and pack it in there real good by tapping the bottom of the
cartridge on a hard surface (I said TAP not SLAM!). Insert a fuse.
I recommend a good water-proof cannon fuse or an m-80 type fuse
but firecracker fuses work if you can run like a black man runs
from the cops after raping a white girl.) Now light it and run
like hell! It does wonders for a row of mailboxes (like the ones
in apartment complexes) a car (place under the gas tank) a
picture window (place on window sill) a phone booth (place right
under the phone) or any other devious place. This thing throws
shrapnel and can make quit a mess!! -JR-
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Thermite II... or A better way to make Thermite by JR

Thermite is nasty shit. Here is a good and easy way to make it.
The first step is to get some iron-oxide (which is RUST!). Here is
a good way to make large quantities in a short time:

- Get a DC convertor like the one used on a train set. Cut the
connector off separate the wires and strip them both.

- Now you need a jar of water with a tablespoon or so of sodium
chloride (which is SALT!) added to it. This makes the water
conductive.

- Now insert both wires into the mixture (I am assuming you
plugged the convertor in...) and let them sit for five minutes.
One of them will start bubbling more than the other. This is the
POSITIVE(+) wire. If you do not do this test right the final
product will be the opposite (chemically) of rust which is RUST
ACID. You have no use for this here (although it IS useful!).

- Anyway put the nail tied to the positive wire into the jar. Now
put the negative wire in the other end. Now let it sit overnight
and in the morning scrape the rust off of the nail & repeat until
you got a bunch of rust on the bottom of the glass. Be generous
with your rust collection. If you are going through the trouble of
making thermite you might as well make a lot right?

- Now remove the excess water and pour the crusty solution onto a
cookie sheet. Dry it in the sun for a few hours or inside
overnight. It should be an orange-brown color (although I have
seen it in many different colors! Sometimes the color gets fucked
up what can I say... but it is still iron oxide!)

- Crush the rust into a fine powder and heat it in a cast-iron pot
until it is red. Now mix the pure iron oxide with pure aluminum
filings which can be bought or filed down by hand from an aluminum
tube or bar. The ratio or iron oxide to aluminum is 8 grams to 3
grams.

- Congrats! You have just made THERMITE! Now to light it...

- Thermite requires a LOT of heat (more than a blow torch!) to
ignite. However a magnesium ribbon (which is sorta hard to find..
call around) will do the trick. It takes the heat from the
burning magnesium to light the thermite.

- Now when you see your victim's car pour a fifty-cent sized pile
onto his hood stick the ribbon in it and light the ribbon with
the blow torch. Now chuckle as you watch it burn through the hood
the block the axle and the pavement. BE CAREFUL! The ideal
mixtures can vaporize CARBON STEEL! Another idea is to use
thermite to get into pay phone cash boxes. HAVE FUN!! -JR-
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Touch Explosives by the JR

This is sort of a mild explosive but it can be quite dangerous in
large quantities. To make touch explosive (such as that found in a
snap-n-pop but more powerful) use this recipe:

- Mix iodine crystals into ammonia until the iodine crystals will
not dissolve into the ammonia anymore. Pour off the excess ammonia
and dry out the crystals on a baking sheet the same way as you
dried the thermite (in other words just let it sit overnight!).

- Be careful now because these crystals are now your touch
explosive. Carefully wrap a bunch in paper (I mean carefully!
Friction sets 'em off!) and throw them around.. pretty loud huh?
They are fun to put on someone's chair. Add a small fish sinker to
them and they can be thrown a long distance (good for crowds
football games concerts etc.) Have fun! -JR-


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Letter Bombs by The JR

- You will first have to make a mild version of thermite. Use my
recipe but substitute iron fillings for rust.

- Mix the iron with aluminum fillings in a ratio of 75% aluminum
to 25% iron. This mixture will burn violently in a closed space
(such as an envelope). This bring us to our next ingredient...

- Go to the post office and buy an insulated (padded) envelope.
You know the type that is double layered... Separate the layers
and place the mild thermite in the main section where the letter
would go. Then place magnesium powder in the outer layer. There is
your bomb!!

- Now to light it... this is the tricky part and hard to explain.
Just keep experimenting until you get something that works. The
fuse is just that touch explosive I have told you about in another
one of my anarchy files. You might want to wrap it like a long
cigarette and then place it at the top of the envelope in the
outer layer (on top of the powdered magnesium). When the touch
explosive is torn or even squeezed hard it will ignite the
powdered magnesium (sort of a flash light) and then it will burn
the mild thermite. If the thermite didn't blow up it would at
least burn the **** out of your enemy (it does wonders on human
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Paint Bombs by The JR

To make a paint bomb you simply need a metal paint can with a
refastenable lid a nice bright color paint (green pink purple
or some gross color is perfect!) and a quantity of dry ice. Place
the paint in the can and then drop the dry ice in. Quickly place
the top on and then run like hell! With some testing you can time
this to a science. It depends on the ratio of dry ice to paint to
the size of the can to how full it is. If you are really pissed
off at someone you could place it on their doorstep knock on the
door and then run!! Paint will fly all over the place HAHAHA!!
-JR-

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Ways to send a car to Hell by The JR

There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only
the ones that are the most fun (for you) the most destructive
(for them) and the hardest to trace (for the cops).

- Place thermite on the hood light it and watch it burn all the
way through the pavement!

- Tape a CO2 bomb to the hood axel gas tank wheel muffler
etc.)

- Put a tampon dirt sugar (this one is good!) a ping pong ball
or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.

- Put potatoes rocks banannas or anything that will fit into
the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the
tailpipe.

- Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it...

- Steal a key copy it replace it and then steal the stereo.

- Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like
this:
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| |
| |
| |
| <
----

Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until
you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device
is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo equalizer radar
detector etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders
on the seats!)

Have Fun! -JR-
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Do ya hate school? by The JR

- One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call
in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have
to check them all whilst you can slip away for an hour or two.
You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They
might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course
you will probably have to make it up in the summer...).

- Get some pure potassium or pure sodium put it in a capsule and
flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).

- Use a smoke grenade in the hallway.

- Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards
inside if they are (gag) IBM.

- Make friends with student assistants and have them change your
grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report
cards.

- Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and
grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!

- Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal
is a fascist.

- Stick a potato in the tailpipe of the principal's car.

- USE YOUR IMAGINATION! -JR-
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Smoke Bombs by the JR

Here is the recipe for one helluva smoke bomb!

4 parts sugar
6 parts potassium nitrate (Salt Peter)

Heat this mixture over a LOW flame until it melts stirring well.
Pour it into a future container and before it solidifies imbed a
few matches into the mixture to use as fuses. One pound of this
stuff will fill up a whole block with thick white smoke!
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Mail Box Bombs by the JR

(1) Two litre bottle of chlorine (must contain sodium hypochlorate)

Small amount of sugar

Small amount of water


Mix all three of these in equal amounts to fill about 1/10 of the
bottle. Screw on the lid and place in a mailbox. It's hard to
believe that such a small explosion will literally rip the mailbox
in half and send it 20 feet into the air! Be careful doing this
though because if you are caught it is not up to the person
whose mailbox you blew up to press charges. It is up to the city.
-JR-
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The easiest way to hotwire cars by the JR

Get in the car. Look under the dash. If it enclosed forget it
unless you want to cut through it. If you do do it near the
ignition. Once you get behind or near the ignition look for two
red wires. In older cars red was the standard color if not look
for two matched pairs. When you find them cross them and take
off! -JR-
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How to make Napalm by the JR

- Pour some gas into an old bowl or some kind of container.

- Get some styrofoam and put it in the gas until the gas won't
eat anymore. You should have a sticky syrup.

- Put it on the end of something (don't touch it!!). The unused
stuff lasts a long time!
-JR-
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How to make a fertilizer bomb by JR

Ingredients:

- Newspaper
- Fertilizer (the chemical kind GREEN THUMB or ORCHO)
- Cotton
- Diesel fuel

Make a pouch out of the newspaper and put some fertilizer in it.
Then put cotton on top. Soak the cotton with fuel. Then light and
run like you have never ran before! This blows up 500 square feet
so don't do it in an alley!! -JR-
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Tennis Ball Bombs by The JR

Ingredients:

- Strike anywhere matches
- A tennis ball
- A nice sharp knife
- Duct tape

Break a ton of matchheads off. Then cut a SMALL hole in the tennis
ball. Stuff all of the matchheads into the ball until you can't
fit any more in. Then tape over it with duct tape. Make sure it is
real nice and tight! Then when you see a geek walking down the
street give it a good throw. He will have a blast!!
-JR-
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Diskette Bombs by the JR

You need:

- A disk
- Scissors
- White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)
- Clear nail polish

- Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!)

- Remove the cotton covering from the inside.

- Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper
metal might spark the matchpowder!)

- After you have a lot spread it evenly on the disk.

- Using the nail polish spread it over the match mixture

- Let it dry

- Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish
to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart).

- When that disk is in a drive the drive head attempts to read
the disk which causes a small fire (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK
DRIVE AND **** THE HEAD UP!!). ahahahahaha! Let the fuckhead try
and fix THAT!!! -JR-

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Fuses brought to you by The JR

You would be surprised how many files are out there that use what
falls under the category of a "fuse." They assume that you just
have a few lying around or know where to get them. Well in some
parts of the country fuses are extremely hard to come by... so
this file tells you how to make your own. Both fuses presented
here are fairly simple to make and are fairly reliable.

SLOW BURNING FUSE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (approx. 2 inches per minute)

Materials needed:

- Cotton string or 3 shoelaces
- Potassium Nitrate or Potassium Chlorate
- Granulated sugar

Procedure:

- Wash the cotton string or showlaces in HOT soapy water then
rinse with fresh water

- Mix the following together in a glass bowl:
1 part potassium nitrate or potassium chlorate
1 part granulated sugar
2 parts hot water

- Soak strings or shoelaces in this solution

- Twist/braid 3 strands together and allow them to dry

- Check the burn rate to see how long it actually takes!!

FAST BURNING FUSE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (40 inches per minute)

Materials needed:

-Soft cotton string
-fine black powder (empty a few shotgun shells!)
-shallow dish or pan

Procedure:

- moisten powder to form a paste

- twist/braid 3 strands of cotton together

- rub paste into string and allow to dry

- Check the burn rate!!!
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How to make Potassium Nitrate by The JR

Potassium Nitrate is an ingredient in making fuses among other
things. Here is how you make it:

Materials needed:

-3.5 gallons of nitrate bearing earth or other material
-1/2 cup of wood ashes
-Bucket or other similar container about 4-5 gallons in volume
-2 pieces of finely woven cloth each a bit bigger than the
bottom of the bucket
-Shallow dish or pan at least as large in diameter as the bucket
-Shallow heat resistant container
-2 gallons of water
-Something to punch holes in the bottom of the bucket
-1 gallon of any type of alcohol
-A heat source
-Paper & tape

Procedure:

- Punch holes on the inside bottom of the bucket so that the
metal is"puckered" outward from the bottom

- Spread cloth over the holes from the bottom

- Place wood ashes on the cloth. Spread it out so that it covers
the entire cloth and has about the same thickness.

- Place 2nd cloth on top of the wood ashes

- Place the dirt or other material in the bucket

- Place the bucket over the shallow container. NOTE: It may need
support on the bottom so that the holes on the bottom are not
blocked.

- Boil water and pour it over the earth very slowly. Do NOT pour
it all at once as this will clog the filter on the bottom.

- Allow water to run through holes into the shallow dish on the
bottom.

- Be sure that the water goes through ALL of the earth!

- Allow water in dish to cool for an hour or so

- Carefully drain the liquid in the dish away and discard the
sludge in the bottom

- Boil this liquid over a fire for at least two hours. Small
grains of salt will form - scoop these out with the paper as they
form

- When the liquid has boiled down to 1/2 its original volume let
it sit

- After 1/2 hour add equal volume of the alcohol; when this
mixture is poured through paper small white crystals appear. This
is the posassium nitrate.

Purification:

- Redissolve crystals in small amount of boiling water

- Remove any crystals that appear

- Pour through improvised filter then heat concentrated solution
to dryness.

- Spread out crystals and allow to dry
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Exploding lightbulbs by The JR

Materials needed:

-lightbulb (100w)
-socket (duh...)
-1/4 cup soap chips
-blackpowder! (open some shotgun shells!)
-1/4 cup kerosene or gasoline
-adhesive tape
-lighter or small blowtorch
-glue

Procedure for a simple exploding lightbulb:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

- Drill a small hole in the top of the bulb near the threads!

- Carefully pour the blackpowder into the hole. Use enough so
that it touches the filament!

- Insert into socket as normal (make sure the light is off or
else YOU will be the victim!!)

- Get the hell out!!

Procedure for a Napam Bulb:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

- Heat kerosene/gasoline in a double boiler

- Melt soap chips stirring slowly.

- Put somewhere and allow to cool

- Heat the threads of the bulb VERY carefully to melt the glue.
Remove threads slowly drawing out the filament. Do NOT break the
cheap electrical igniters and/or the filament or this won't work!!

- Pour the liquid into the bulb and slowly lower the filament
back down into the bulb. Make sure the filament is dipped into the
fluid.

- Re-glue the threads back on. Insert it into a socket frequently
used by the victim and get the hell out!!

When the victim flips the switch he will be in for a BIG surprise!

Have fun! -JR-
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Under water igniters by The JR

Materials needed:

-Pack of 10 silicon diodes (available at Radio Shack. you will
know you got the right ones if they are very very small glass
objects!)
-Pack of matches
-1 candle

Procedure:

- Light the candle and allow a pool of molten wax to form in the
top.

- Take a single match and hold the glass part of a single diode
against the head. Bend the diode pins around the matchhead so that
one wraps in an upward direction and thensticks out to the side.
Do the same with the other wire but in a downward direction. The
diodes should now be hugging the matchhead but its wires MUST NOT
TOUCH EACH OTHER!

- Dip the matchhead in wax to give it a water-proof coat. These
work underwater

- repeat to make as many as you want

How to use them:

When these little dudes are hooked across a 6v battery the diode
reaches what is called breakdown voltage. When most electrical
components reach this voltage they usually produce great amounts
of heat and light while quickly melting into a little blob. This
heat is enough to ignite a matchhead. These are recommended for
use underwater where most other igniters refuse to work. ENJOY!
-JR-
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Home-brew blast cannon by The JR

Materials needed:

-1 plastic drain pipe 3 feet long at least 3 1/2 inches in
diameter
-1 smaller plastic pipe about 6 inches long 2 inches in
diameter
-1 large lighter with fluid refills (this gobbles it up!)
-1 pipe cap to fit the large pipe 1 pipe cap to fit the small
pipe
-5 feet of bellwire
-1 SPST rocker switch
-16v polaroid pot-a-pulse battery
-15v relay (get this at Radio Shack)
-Electrical Tape
-One **** afternoon

Procedure:

- Cut the bell wire into three equal pieces and strip the ends

- Cut a hole in the side of the large pipe the same diameter as
the small pipe. Thread the hole and one end of the small pipe.
they should screw together easily.

- Take a piece of scrap metal and bend it into an "L" shape
then attach it to the level on the lighter:

/------------------------gas switch is here
V
/------
!lighter!!<---metal lever
!!!
!!

Now every time you pull the 'trigger' gas should flow freely from
the lighter. You may need to enlarge the 'gas port' on your
lighter if you wish to be able to fire more rapidly.

- Connect two wires to the two posts on the switch

- Cut two holes in the side of the smaller tube one for the
switch on the bottom and one for the metal piece on the top.
Then mount the switch in the bottom running the wires up and out
of the top.

- Mount the lighter/trigger in the top. Now the switch should
rock easily and the trigger should cause the lighter to pour out
gas. Re-screw the smaller tube into the larger one hold down the
trigger a bit let it go and throw a match in there. If all goes
well you should hear a nice big 'THUD!'
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Get a hold of the relay and take off the top.

1---------------
v/
2--------------/<--- the center object is the metal finger inside
3 the relay
cc-------------/
oo----------------4
ii
ll----------------5

Connect (1) to one of the wires coming from the switch. Connect
(2) to (4) and connect (5) to one side of the battery. Connect
the remaining wire from the switch to the other side of the
battery. Now you should be able to get the relay to make a little
'buzzing' sound when you flip the switch and you should see some
tiny little sparks.

- Now carefully mount the relay on the inside of the large pipe
towards the back. Screw on the smaller pipe tape the battery to
the side of the cannon barrel (yes but looks aren't everything!)

- You should now be able to let a little gas into the barrel and
set it off by flipping the switch.

- Put the cap on the back end of the large pipe VERY SECURELY.
You are now ready for the first trial-run!

To Test:

Put something very very large into the barrel just so that it
fits 'just right'. Now find a strong guy (the recoil will
probably knock you on your ass if you aren't careful!). Put on a
shoulderpad earmuffs and possibly some other protective clothing
(trust the JR! You are going to need it!). Hold the
trigger down for 30 seconds hold on tight and hit the switch.
With luck and the proper adjustments you should be able to put a
frozed orange through 1/4 or plywood at 25 feet.

Have fun! -JR-
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Chemical Equivalency list by the JR

Acacia..................................................Gum Arabic
Acetic Acid................................................Vinegar
Aluminum Oxide..............................................Alumia
Aluminum Potassium Sulphate...................................Alum
Aluminum Sulfate..............................................Alum
Ammonium Carbonate.......................................Hartshorn
Ammonium Hydroxide.........................................Ammonia
Ammonium Nitrate........................................Salt Peter
Ammonium Oleate.......................................Ammonia Soap
Amylacetate............................................Bananna Oil
Barium Sulfide...........................................Black Ash
Carbon Carbinate.............................................Chalk
Carbontetrachloride.................................Cleaning Fluid
Calcium Hypochloride..............................Bleaching Powder
Calcium Oxide.................................................Lime
Calcium Sulfate...................................Plaster of Paris
Carbonic Acid..............................................Seltzer
Cetyltrimethylammoniumbromide........................Ammonium Salt
Ethylinedichloride.....................................Dutch Fluid
Ferric Oxide.............................................Iron Rust
Furfuraldehyde............................................Bran Oil
Glucose.................................................Corn Syrup
Graphite...............................................Pencil Lead
Hydrochloric Acid....................................Muriatic Acid
Hydrogen Peroxide.........................................Peroxide
Lead Acetate.........................................Sugar of Lead
Lead Tero-oxide...........................................Red Lead
Magnesium Silicate............................................Talc
Magnesium Sulfate.......................................Epsom Salt
Methylsalicylate..................................Winter Green Oil
Naphthalene..............................................Mothballs
Phenol...............................................Carbolic Acid
Potassium Bicarbonate..............................Cream of Tarter
Potassium Chromium Sulfate..............................Chromealum
Potassium Nitrate.......................................Salt Peter
Sodium Oxide..................................................Sand
Sodium Bicarbonate.....................................Baking Soda
Sodium Borate................................................Borax
Sodium Carbonate......................................Washing Soda
Sodium Chloride...............................................Salt
Sodium Hydroxide...............................................Lye
Sodium Silicate..............................................Glass
Sodium Sulfate......................................Glauber's Salt
Sodium Thiosulfate.............................Photographer's Hypo
Sulfuric Acid.........................................Battery Acid
Sucrose.................................................Cane Sugar
Zinc Chloride.......................................Tinner's Fluid
Zinc Sulfate.........................................White Vitriol
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Phone Taps by The JR

Here is some info on phone taps. In this file is a schematic for a
simple wiretap & instructions for hooking up a small tape recorder
control relay to the phone line.

First I will discuss taps a little. There are many different
types of taps. there are transmitters wired taps and induction
taps to name a few. Wired and wireless transmitters must be
physically connected to the line before they will do any good.
Once a wireless tap is connected to the line it can transmit all
conversations over a limited reception range. The phones in the
house can even be modifies to pick up conversations in the room
and transmit them too! These taps are usually powered off of the
phone line but can have an external power source. You can get more
information on these taps by getting an issue of Popular
Communications and reading through the ads. Wired taps on the
other hand need no power source but a wire must be run from the
line to the listener or to a transmitter. There are obvious
advantages of wireless taps over wired ones. There is one type of
wireless tap that looks like a normal telephone mike. All you have
to do is replace the original mike with thisand itwill transmit
all conversations! There is also an exotic type of wired tap known
as the 'Infinity Transmitter' or 'Harmonica Bug'. In order to hook
one of these it must be installed inside the phone. When someone
calls the tapped phone & *before* it rings blows a whistle over
the line the transmitter picks up the phone via a relay. The mike
on the phone is activated so that the caller can hear all of the
conversations in the room. There is a sweep tone test at
415/BUG-1111 which can be used to detect one of these taps. If one
of these is on your line & the test # sends the correct tone you
will hear a click. Induction taps have one big advantage over taps
that must be physically wired to the phone. They do not have to be
touching the phone in order to pick up the conversation. They work
on the same principle as the little suction-cup tape recorder
mikes that you can get at Radio Shack. Induction mikes can be
hooked up to a transmitter or be wired.

Here is an example of industrial espionage using the phone:
A salesman walks into an office & makes a phone call. He fakes
the conversation but when he hangs up he slips some foam rubber
cubes into the cradle. The called party can still hear all
conversations in the room. When someone picks up the phone the
cubes fall away unnoticed.

A tap can also be used on a phone to overhear what your modem is
doing when you are wardialing hacking or just plain calling a
bbs (like the White Ruins! Denver Colorado! 55 megs online!
Atari! Macintosh! Amiga! Ibm! CALL IT! 303-972-8566! By the way i
did this ad without the sysops consent or knowledge!).

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Here is the schematic:
-------)!----)!(------------->
)!(
Cap )!(
)!(
)!(
)!(
--)!(------------->
100K
!
!
The 100K pot is used for volume. It should be on its highest
(least resistance) setting if you hook a speaker across the
output. but it should be set on its highest resistance for a tape
recorder or amplifier. You may find it necessary to add another
10 - 40K. The capacitor should be around .47 MFD. It's only
purpose is to prevent the relay in the phone from tripping &
thinking that you have the phone off of the hook. the audio output
transformer is available at Radio Shack. (part # 273-138E for
input). The red & the white wires go to the output device. You may
want to experiment with the transformer for the best output.
Hooking up a tape recorder relay is easy. Just hook one of the phone
wires (usually red) to the the end of one of the relay & the ther
end just loop around. This bypasses it. It should look like this:

-----------------
---------
RELAY
(part #275-004 from Radio Shack works fine)

If you think that you line is tapped the first thing to do is to
physically inspect the line yourself ESPECIALLY the phones. You
can get mike replacements with bug detectors built in. However I
would not trust them too much. It is too easy to get a wrong
reading.

For more info:

BUGS AND ELECTRONIC SURVEILANCE from Desert Publications
HOW TO AVOID ELECTRONIC EAVESDROPPING & PRIVACY INVASION. I do not
remember who this one is from... you might want to try Paladin
Press.

-JR-
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How to make a landmine by The JR

First you need to get a pushbutton switch. Take the wires of it
and connect one to a nine volt battery connector and the other to
a solar igniter (used for launching model rockets). A very thin
piece of stereo wire will usually do the trick if you are
desperate but I recommend the igniter. Connect the other wire of
the nine-volt battery to one end of the switch. Connect a wire
from the switch to the other lead on the solar igniter.

switch-----------battery
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
solar igniter
|
|
|
explosive

Now connect the explosive (pipe bomb m-80 CO2 bomb etc.) to the
igniter by attaching the fuse to the igniter (seal it with scotch
tape). Now dig a hole; not too deep but enough to cover all of the
materials. Think about what direction your enemy will be coming from
and plant the switch but leave the button visible (not TOO
visible!). Plant the explosive about 3-5 feet away from the switch
because there will be a delay in the explosion that depends on how
short your wick is and if a homemade wick is being used its
burning speed. But if you get it right... and your enemy is close
enough......... BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! hahahaha

-JR-
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A different kind of Molitoff Cocktail by the JR

Here is how you do it:

- Get a coke bottle & fill it with gasoline about half full

- Cram a piece of cloth into the neck of it nice and tight

- Get a chlorine tablet and stuff it in there. You are going to have
to force it because the tablets are bigger than the opening of the
bottle.

- Now find a suitable victim and wing it in their direction. When it
hits the pavement or any surface hard enough to break it and the chlorine
and gasoline mix..... BOOM!!!!!!
Have fun! -JR-
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How To Have Fun At School
Written By: Walkon

This works best if you happen to have alot of deralict friends, as I do...
Your first day of school you should bring the following items, to insure a
prosperous school Year:

: Fountain pen (and extra ink refills)
: Three (3) Tubes of Super Glue (Krazy Glue)
: Pennies ($2.00 worth)
: Balloons (small sized for convieniance)
: Mirror (small hand held)
: Liquid Soap
: Lighter
: Firecrackers (ladyfingers are fine)
: screwdrivers and other small tools
: Small sqeezable bottles (like nasal decongestant type)
: Wire (10-20 ft.)
: Tape recorder/Microphone/battery operated
: Ziplock baggies
: Half of an orange
: Light bulb (75 watts and UP)

This will dor for now... Some of the cool things to do are, take the pennies
and glue them to the cafeteria tables. Also glue silver dollars to the fire
alarms.

Another thing todo w/ a coin is heat it up over a bunson burner and just as
the bell rings, toss the coin into the hall, I will guarantee you will know
when the coin is picked up... While your using the bunson burner, fill your
little squeeze bottle w/ gas, then cap it tight and put it in your
pocket...later, take a firecracker, and glue it to the bottle, use a cigarette
as a fuse extension (to buy your self and alaby) and then put it in the
bathroom, and while your in the bathroom, place a light bulb over the door,
and when the superintendant goes to see what the explosion was, he gets a nice
little surprise...

Now for the wire, if you can access a room near your locker, when no body is
in the room, take off the speaker cover and the pa system, and hook 2 wires
from it, to your mic. (then to your locker) This is good for getting your
friends out of class. Use the small tools and be very neat...Also if this is
possible run the wir through the cieling, so that noone becomes suspicious
about seeing a few wires dangling in YOUR locker. Late organizations
(Athletics/band) have access to the building and you can possibly since some
classes are connected if one door is locked, try another...

Use your mirror and scope out peoples combinations, its going tobe tricky
beings that the reflection is in reverse, but if you have half a brain you can
rearange so that it will become correct. Take the orange, let it sit for
about 4 1/2 weeks and then use your newly acquired combination. People w/
floating lockers can make very good use of this.

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Take a penny, and glue it over the key hole of a persons locker, just after
he/she goes out....depending on the locker, this could be say, a gym locker,
and do it when he changes clothes he will smell realy nice...

Balloons are fun to play w/ in chemistry class, fill them up w/ the gas that
you get out of the taps on the lab desks, then tie up the balloon, and drop it
out the window to the burnouts below, you the ones that are always smoking??
or throw it someplace nice and realy hot!!

Use your liquid soap after a nice rain storm and start squirting it everywhere
people learn how to skate realy quick!! Also place the liquid soap in the
toilets in desks, chairs, handrails, stairs...etc...


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anu ba yan kwento??
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chemistry ata yan ee..

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kakabaliw..

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nmaga bagang ko kakabasa..

grabeh ka yunero...

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-=HK-JoSePh_09=- wrote:nmaga bagang ko kakabasa..

grabeh ka yunero...

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buti na lang ndi ko gaano binasa. aaa aaa magdudugo ilong ko english kasi crying crying crying

mamaya ko na lang babasahin pag meron na akong 1 box ng tissue aaa aaa aaa

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to all, una, my mga contents yan ctrl+f nyu n lng qng wat ung gusto nyo... my mga tips jan qng pano ang mga asteegh n mga "pranks"

@nien- gara bah, ng quote pa, ang hba n nga nun hahahah!!
@sanpaktu3333- dud, hnd yan kwento, mga tips and tricks yan qng pano maging anarchist :D
@slake- hnd yan chem. ahahah, well, merong chem, kc 22tuan kau qng pano gumawa ng bomba, fuse, ETC.
@joseph- search wat you really need :D para hnd k mahirapan, masaya din ung ibang pranks jan, pero wak subukan s bahay, it will cause destruction and crap :D
@zynide- hahah!! read muh ung iba para malupet :3
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nxt stop:
10 reasons why PCs crash U must Know:

Fatal error: the system has become unstable or is busy," it says. "Enter to return to Windows or press Control-Alt-Delete to restart your computer. If you do this you will lose any unsaved information in all open applications."

You have just been struck by the Blue Screen of Death. Anyone who uses Mcft Windows will be familiar with this. What can you do? More importantly, how can you prevent it happening?

1 Hardware conflict

The number one reason why Windows crashes is hardware conflict. Each hardware device communicates to other devices through an interrupt request channel (IRQ). These are supposed to be unique for each device.

For example, a printer usually connects internally on IRQ 7. The keyboard usually uses IRQ 1 and the floppy disk drive IRQ 6. Each device will try to hog a single IRQ for itself.

If there are a lot of devices, or if they are not installed properly, two of them may end up sharing the same IRQ number. When the user tries to use both devices at the same time, a crash can happen. The way to check if your computer has a hardware conflict is through the following route:

* Start-Settings-Control Panel-System-Device Manager.

Often if a device has a problem a yellow '!' appears next to its description in the Device Manager. Highlight Computer (in the Device Manager) and press Properties to see the IRQ numbers used by your computer. If the IRQ number appears twice, two devices may be using it.

Sometimes a device might share an IRQ with something described as 'IRQ holder for PCI steering'. This can be ignored. The best way to fix this problem is to remove the problem device and reinstall it.

Sometimes you may have to find more recent drivers on the internet to make the device function properly. A good resource is www.driverguide.com. If the device is a soundcard, or a modem, it can often be fixed by moving it to a different slot on the motherboard (be careful about opening your computer, as you may void the warranty).

When working inside a computer you should switch it off, unplug the mains lead and touch an unpainted metal surface to discharge any static electricity.

To be fair to Mcft, the problem with IRQ numbers is not of its making. It is a legacy problem going back to the first PC designs using the IBM 8086 chip. Initially there were only eight IRQs. Today there are 16 IRQs in a PC. It is easy to run out of them. There are plans to increase the number of IRQs in future designs.

2 Bad Ram

Ram (random-access memory) problems might bring on the blue screen of death with a message saying Fatal Exception Error. A fatal error indicates a serious hardware problem. Sometimes it may mean a part is damaged and will need replacing.

But a fatal error caused by Ram might be caused by a mismatch of chips. For example, mixing 70-nanosecond (70ns) Ram with 60ns Ram will usually force the computer to run all the Ram at the slower speed. This will often crash the machine if the Ram is overworked.

One way around this problem is to enter the BIOS settings and increase the wait state of the Ram. This can make it more stable. Another way to troubleshoot a suspected Ram problem is to rearrange the Ram chips on the motherboard, or take some of them out. Then try to repeat the circumstances that caused the crash. When handling Ram try not to touch the gold connections, as they can be easily damaged.

Parity error messages also refer to Ram. Modern Ram chips are either parity (ECC) or non parity (non-ECC). It is best not to mix the two types, as this can be a cause of trouble.

EMM386 error messages refer to memory problems but may not be connected to bad Ram. This may be due to **** memory problems often linked to old Dos-based programmes.

3 BIOS settings

Every motherboard is supplied with a range of chipset settings that are decided in the factory. A common way to access these settings is to press the F2 or delete button during the first few seconds of a boot-up.

Once inside the BIOS, great care should be taken. It is a good idea to write down on a piece of paper all the settings that appear on the screen. That way, if you change something and the computer becomes more unstable, you will know what settings to revert to.

A common BIOS error concerns the CAS latency. This refers to the Ram. Older EDO (extended data out) Ram has a CAS latency of 3. Newer SDRam has a CAS latency of 2. Setting the wrong figure can cause the Ram to lock up and freeze the computer's display.

Mcft Windows is better at allocating IRQ numbers than any BIOS. If possible set the IRQ numbers to Auto in the BIOS. This will allow Windows to allocate the IRQ numbers (make sure the BIOS setting for Plug and Play OS is switched to 'yes' to allow Windows to do this.).

4 Hard disk drives

After a few weeks, the information on a hard disk drive starts to become piecemeal or fragmented. It is a good idea to defragment the hard disk every week or so, to prevent the disk from causing a screen freeze. Go to

* Start-Programs-Accessories-System Tools-Disk Defragmenter

This will start the procedure. You will be unable to write data to the hard drive (to save it) while the disk is defragmenting, so it is a good idea to schedule the procedure for a period of inactivity using the Task Scheduler.

The Task Scheduler should be one of the small icons on the bottom right of the Windows opening page (the desktop).

Some lockups and screen freezes caused by hard disk problems can be solved by reducing the read-ahead optimisation. This can be adjusted by going to

* Start-Settings-Control Panel-System Icon-Performance-File System-Hard Disk.

Hard disks will slow down and crash if they are too full. Do some housekeeping on your hard drive every few months and **** some space on it. Open the Windows folder on the C drive and find the Temporary Internet Files folder. Deleting the contents (not the folder) can **** a lot of space.

Empty the Recycle Bin every week to **** more space. Hard disk drives should be scanned every week for errors or bad sectors. Go to

* Start-Programs-Accessories-System Tools-ScanDisk

Otherwise assign the Task Scheduler to perform this operation at night when the computer is not in use.

5 Fatal OE exceptions and VXD errors

Fatal OE exception errors and VXD errors are often caused by video card problems.

These can often be resolved easily by reducing the resolution of the video display. Go to

* Start-Settings-Control Panel-Display-Settings

Here you should slide the screen area bar to the left. Take a look at the colour settings on the left of that window. For most desktops, high colour 16-bit depth is adequate.

If the screen freezes or you experience system lockups it might be due to the video card. Make sure it does not have a hardware conflict. Go to

* Start-Settings-Control Panel-System-Device Manager

Here, select the + beside Display Adapter. A line of text describing your video card should appear. Select it (make it blue) and press properties. Then select Resources and select each line in the window. Look for a message that says No Conflicts.

If you have video card hardware conflict, you will see it here. Be careful at this point and make a note of everything you do in case you make things worse.

The way to resolve a hardware conflict is to uncheck the Use Automatic Settings box and hit the Change Settings button. You are searching for a setting that will display a No Conflicts message.

Another useful way to resolve video problems is to go to

* Start-Settings-Control Panel-System-Performance-Graphics

Here you should move the Hardware Acceleration slider to the left. As ever, the most common cause of problems relating to graphics cards is old or faulty drivers (a driver is a small piece of software used by a computer to communicate with a device).

Look up your video card's manufacturer on the internet and search for the most recent drivers for it.

6 Viruses

Often the first sign of a virus infection is instability. Some viruses erase the boot sector of a hard drive, making it impossible to start. This is why it is a good idea to create a Windows start-up disk. Go to

* Start-Settings-Control Panel-Add/Remove Programs

Here, look for the Start Up Disk tab. Virus protection requires constant vigilance.

A virus scanner requires a list of virus signatures in order to be able to identify viruses. These signatures are stored in a DAT file. DAT files should be updated weekly from the website of your antivirus software manufacturer.

An excellent antivirus programme is McAfee VirusScan by Network Associates ( www.nai.com). Another is Norton AntiVirus 2000, made by Symantec ( www.symantec.com).

7 Printers

The action of sending a document to print creates a bigger file, often called a postscript file.

Printers have only a small amount of memory, called a buffer. This can be easily overloaded. Printing a document also uses a considerable amount of CPU power. This will also slow down the computer's performance.

If the printer is trying to print unusual characters, these might not be recognised, and can crash the computer. Sometimes printers will not recover from a crash because of confusion in the buffer. A good way to clear the buffer is to unplug the printer for ten seconds. Booting up from a powerless state, also called a cold boot, will restore the printer's default settings and you may be able to carry on.

8 Software

A common cause of computer crash is faulty or badly-installed software. Often the problem can be cured by uninstalling the software and then reinstalling it. Use Norton Uninstall or Uninstall Shield to remove an application from your system properly. This will also remove references to the programme in the System Registry and leaves the way clear for a completely fresh copy.

The System Registry can be corrupted by old references to obsolete software that you thought was uninstalled. Use Reg Cleaner by Jouni Vuorio to clean up the System Registry and remove obsolete entries. It works on Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 98 SE (Second Edition), Windows Millennium Edition (ME), NT4 and Windows 2000.

Read the instructions and use it carefully so you don't do permanent damage to the Registry. If the Registry is damaged you will have to reinstall your operating system. Reg Cleaner can be obtained from www.jv16.org

Often a Windows problem can be resolved by entering Safe Mode. This can be done during start-up. When you see the message "Starting Windows" press F4. This should take you into Safe Mode.

Safe Mode loads a minimum of drivers. It allows you to find and fix problems that prevent Windows from loading properly.

Sometimes installing Windows is difficult because of unsuitable BIOS settings. If you keep getting SUWIN error messages (Windows setup) during the Windows installation, then try entering the BIOS and disabling the CPU internal cache. Try to disable the Level 2 (L2) cache if that doesn't work.

Remember to restore all the BIOS settings back to their former settings following installation.

9 Overheating

Central processing units (CPUs) are usually equipped with fans to keep them cool. If the fan fails or if the CPU gets old it may start to overheat and generate a particular kind of error called a kernel error. This is a common problem in chips that have been overclocked to operate at higher speeds than they are supposed to.

One remedy is to get a bigger better fan and install it on top of the CPU. Specialist cooling fans/heatsinks are available from www.computernerd.com or www.coolit.com

CPU problems can often be fixed by disabling the CPU internal cache in the BIOS. This will make the machine run more slowly, but it should also be more stable.

10 Power supply problems

With all the new construction going on around the country the steady supply of electricity has become disrupted. A power surge or spike can crash a computer as easily as a power cut.

If this has become a nuisance for you then consider buying a uninterrupted power supply (UPS). This will give you a clean power supply when there is electricity, and it will give you a few minutes to perform a controlled shutdown in case of a power cut.

It is a good investment if your data are critical, because a power cut will cause any unsaved data to be lost.
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